funsubstance:

Smartest employee
There ain’t no star that shines, like the love in your eyes.

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russianparkourist:

mymindpalaceisatardis:

viacherbourgandqueenstown:

It’s that time of month again… you know what that means…

BEST DESCRIPTION OF A PERIOD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

I now understand women through a gifset. Thank you, Tumblr

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darladoherty:

flozac:

the principal at my school made an announcement yesterday that the girls need to start covering up and then i found this in the hallway

I got in big trouble in the 7th grade for my shorts being “too short.” They wanted me to wear shorts down to my knees, they said it was school policy, Along with no “spaghetti straps” on tank tops. I told them stores don’t even sell girl’s shorts down to the knee. Then I screamed at the principal that I was a girl and didn’t want to wear boys shorts and I was “of the female nature!” He claimed I called him a “jerk,” and then suspended me. Middle school was the worst three years of my “childhood.”
vogueweekend:

“New School”, Antonina Vasylchenko photographed by Sebastian Kim in Intermission 

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heckyeahbatfam:

yumegawa:

nightmareloki:

notyouranchor:

A Batman Themed Wedding “Gotham Nights”

yes.

image

UM, YES.

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halloween-heart:

ironelk:

Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:

Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something 

Good to know. Naked it is.

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modestdemidov:

i need my browser tabs arranged in a very specific way or i get uncomfortable

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vintagechampagnefever:

bastardkeaton:

Take a look at this guy. He had some serious personal style. The attitude he’s giving, the hat cocked to the side,  the way he’s standing, and the suit and tie combination he chose all convey a big sense of personal style.
And this is exactly what’s wrong with males today. They have no personal sense of style. Sure, some have “style,” or what may be defined as such by the public at large, but they have no idea how to add personal touches to it and dress how they’re told to by magazines, television, and celebrities.
Having style means wearing and mixing in what looks good to YOU, not what society tells you looks good. Dress pants bunching up at your feet because they’re too long with a shirt blousing way over your belt and a tie that hangs down to your crotch is not style; that’s dressing how other males around you dress because a.) they don’t know any better, and b.) you want to fit in as much as possible. “Dressing up” doesn’t mean throwing on ill-fitting clothing just because it’s “dressy.”
So please, guys, develop some sense of personal style. It doesn’t make you homosexual, vain, or “girly.” It makes you more masculine, more independent, and more confident. My Dad always used to tell me to “be your own man,” and by god that’s how we should all live.


I rarely reblog but: MORE MEN NEED TO DRESS LIKE THIS

hipsterinatardis:

Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.

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Darla: Shit old people say to me

darladoherty:

“I bet you LOVE Katy Perry.”

“You look like you’re from the 1920’s or something.”

“Who are you supposed to be, Bettie Page?”

“Ya know, girls didn’t have tattoos in the 50’s.”

“What does your tattoo mean?”

Shit I’m too polite to say back to them:


She’s aight I guess. Katy Perry did not invent the retro/50’s look.


Wrong decade dipshit.

Bettie Page had bangs and so do I. I’m aware.

First of all, yes they did. Second of all, it’s not the 50’s, it’s 2013. Get over it. Maybe try to check out the world outside of your cubicle once in awhile.

Which fucking one? I’m covered in them. There’s no theme. Some of them have a long back story, some of them literally have no story at all. Do you really care or are you just struggling to make conversation and don’t know how else to do so…